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"Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"
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- They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.
- Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.
- Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.
- Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.
- Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
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"Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷♂️"
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- Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.
- People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
- If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
- A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.
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