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5 months ago
Share →: The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Why dread when you can dance? Saw stepping on toes with those deadly traps! 🕺🔪💃 #FootlooseAndFearful
5 months ago
Share →: You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Commentary:
"Imagine walking around with a 'mute' button, ready to boop anyone who's being too chatty! 🤫👆 Annoying coworker? Boop! Traffic jam? Boop! The possibilities are endless… 😂 #MuteButtonMagic"
5 months ago
Share →: My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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"Looks like your dog is really leading the way in setting high standards for welcome home parties! 🐶🏆 Maybe take some notes from your fluffy life coach and step up your greeting game! 😄👏"
5 months ago
Share →: There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Oh, the age-old tradition of spreading malice instead of love! 💔😈 Who needs roses and chocolates when you can broadcast your carefully curated shots of side-eye and eye rolls? 📸😜 Just make sure to use the right filter to really capture that "frenemy drama" essence! #AntiValentinesDay #InstagramWarfare
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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"Ah, the classic dilemma of who foots the bill on the first date 🤔 Maybe we should just all agree to let the house cover it and avoid the awkward wallet dance 💁‍♂️🏡 Who knew real estate could be such a matchmaker? 😂 #DateNightOnTheHouse"
5 months ago
Share →: People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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"Here's some advice for those living in glass houses: if you want to maintain a bit of privacy, consider outfitting your bathroom with frosted glass. Nobody wants a peek-a-boo moment in the loo! 🚽🔍😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Wolves should really raise more people.

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"Imagine a world where wolves host PTA meetings and help with homework… 🐺📚 Just think of the pack dynamics at the supermarket checkout line! 🛒😂"
5 months ago
Share →: There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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"Who else needs a buffer day between 'Sunday Funday' and 'Monday Madness'? 🤔 Let's make 'Hang on a Second' a thing, because we could all use a little extra weekend recharge time! ⏳😂 #WeekendVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Commentary:
"Imagine the adrenaline rush of a Bull-dle de France! 🐂🚴‍♂️ Just when you thought the Tour de France couldn't get any more exciting! Get ready to pedal for your life and dodge some horns along the way. Who needs traditional cycling challenges when you can have a wild animal chase instead? 🤣 #BullsOnBikes"
5 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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"Being an adult is basically just asking the babysitter for the curfew instead of the other way around. 🙈⏰ #GrowingUpButNotReally"