Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous customer service face slap allowance – because sometimes a well-timed *smack* is worth a thousand words! 💥😂 But hey, let's stick to our delightful smiles and polite responses instead, shall we? 😉 #CustomerServiceChallenges"
Commentary:
"Who knew less fabric could cost more?! 😂🩳💸 But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! 😎👖 #FashionMath"
Commentary:
Oh, the dream team for all your domestic troubles! 🍳🕴️♀️🧹 Who needs therapy when you can have a chef cooking up delicious meals, a butler at your service, and a maid keeping things spick and span? Surely a recipe for a stress-free life, right? 😄 #DomesticBlissGoals
Commentary:
"Maybe doctors should just set their clocks half an hour ahead 🕰️ so they can be fashionably late AND on time at the same time! ⏳😄 #DoctorTime"
Commentary:
"Adderall: for when you need to be hyper-focused on procrastinating 🙈💊 #ProductivityStruggles"
Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”
Commentary:
"Responding to all selfies with 'this should work.' 📸😄 Because who needs photogenic perfection when you've got confidence and humor on your side! #SelfieGameStrong"