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5 months ago
Share →: You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, helmets are great for protecting your head from both physical dangers and political debates! 🤷‍♂️🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Stay safe out there, both in action and conversation! 🪖🗣️"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Commentary:
"Don't fret about a soggy start to summer! Just think of it as a free 'rain sauna' service. 🌧️☀️ Who needs a beach when you've got a warm raincoat? Keep those spirits up, and remember, soggy weather builds character and strong umbrella-wielding skills!"
5 months ago
Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Commentary:
"Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"
5 months ago
Share →: I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Commentary:
👮‍♂️👟 "I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers…because catching criminals is a marathon, not a sprint! 🚨👟💨" #FashionPolice #SolePatrol
5 months ago
Share →: Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Commentary:
"Who needs extreme sports when you can tackle the treacherous terrain of socializing two days in a row? 😂⛷️ Remember to stay hydrated and be prepared for the post-event recovery period! 🚑💥"
5 months ago
Share →: If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Commentary:
"Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: Turns out the rest of the world didn't get the apocalypse memo and is just casually sipping lattes and scrolling through memes while Australia is battling desert bandits. 🌏☕️😂 #MadMaxRealityCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Commentary:
Looks like some thirsty customers might be getting the wrong idea at that store! 🐶💧 Time to make it clear with a sign before someone accidentally takes a sip and starts barking madly for a refund! 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Commentary:
"Who knew running the family business could vary so much between Mom's homemade cookies and, well, dictatorship? 🍪🇰🇵 #FamilyBusinessGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Commentary:
"Seriously, chip companies, we deserve to see what we're getting ourselves into! 😂💸 Transparent bags for transparent snacking, am I right? Let's see those chips in all their glory, no more hiding behind glossy packaging! 💪🥔 #ShowUsTheChips"