62 Funny show quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

  Commentary:
  "I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

  Commentary:
  "Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

  Commentary:
  "When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the weather's auditioning for its own reality TV drama! 🌦️🤣📺"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sacred act of sharing a YouTube video – a true display of honor and reverence in the male species. 📺💁‍♂️ It's as if they are saying, "Let me enlighten you with this finest of internet gems, behold my digital offering!" 🌟😄 So, next time a guy wants to show you a YouTube video, just remember, it's their way of showing you the deepest form of respect known to mankind! 🤣

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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  🤣😂 When starting a new show, it's like walking into a party full of strangers and trying to figure out who's who! 🤔📺 Just remember, every character is a potential friend or foe in the wild world of TV land! 😄👋

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you took "vintage" a bit too seriously! 😂👵🏼 Bet they didn't know your true value! #AntiqueShowAntics

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you took the initiative to a whole new level! 🤣👏 Who knew finishing work early could be so productive? Your boss must be impressed with your efficiency! 😉 #WorkSmartNotHard

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