122 Funny show quotes

• God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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  6 days ago

  annoyance, anything, God, humor, interaction, show, social, social interaction, someone, video, wants, worse

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  2 weeks ago

  accent, bit, British, called, comedy, humor, odd, parody, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, wordplay

• Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, artist, bartender, city, concert, flirt, humor, interaction, liked, most, show, social, social interaction, thinking

• Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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  2 weeks ago

  ahead, ahead of time, generation, generations, having, humor, i, less, people, person, previous, sex, show, study, time, young, young person

• There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, convince, game, Game of Thrones, important, listen, persuasion, recommendation, show, someone, thrones, time, TV, TV Show, watch

• When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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  3 weeks ago

  20s, advice, binge, entertainment, going, important, play, press, show, Sopranos, The Sopranos, TV, TV Show, twenty, urge

• So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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  4 weeks ago

  ad, ads, company, humor, irony, pay, payment, show, subscription, YouTube

• The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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  1 month ago

  2, binge, binge-watching, cliffhanger, drama, episode, episodes, last, me, procrastination, sexual, sexual tension, show, tension, TV, TV Show, watching

• There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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  1 month ago

  bus, endless, first try, humor, just, life, love, music, only, pain, show, song, songs, try, wheel, wheels

• Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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  1 month ago

  backflip, dream, forever, funny dream, just, memory, show, someone, stranger, surprise, unexpected, unexpected visitor, visitor

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