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  • Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

    Commentary:
    “Only time I’m more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂”

  • Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

    Commentary:
    “When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂”

  • I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like the sound of ‘Wonderwall’ to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄”

  • The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the weather’s auditioning for its own reality TV drama! 🌦️🤣📺”

  • Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the sacred act of sharing a YouTube video – a true display of honor and reverence in the male species. 📺💁‍♂️ It’s as if they are saying, “Let me enlighten you with this finest of internet gems, behold my digital offering!” 🌟😄 So, next time a guy wants to show you a YouTube video, just remember, it’s their way of showing you the deepest form of respect known to mankind! 🤣

  • Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

    Commentary:
    🤣😂 When starting a new show, it’s like walking into a party full of strangers and trying to figure out who’s who! 🤔📺 Just remember, every character is a potential friend or foe in the wild world of TV land! 😄👋

  • Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

    Commentary:
    Looks like you took “vintage” a bit too seriously! 😂👵🏼 Bet they didn’t know your true value! #AntiqueShowAntics

  • My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

    Commentary:
    Looks like you took the initiative to a whole new level! 🤣👏 Who knew finishing work early could be so productive? Your boss must be impressed with your efficiency! 😉 #WorkSmartNotHard

  • If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

    Commentary:
    Well, clearly the TV show is a mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn’t solve! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Looks like the ultimate detective work falls on the remote control – the unsung hero of solo viewing sessions! 📺🦸‍♂️😆

  • If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

    Commentary:
    “If they cancel the Simpsons, we’ll be stuck living in the past 🕰️. Who needs a crystal ball when you have Homer and Marge predicting what’s to come? 🔮🤣 #SimpsonsPredictions”

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