130 Funny show quotes

• People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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  3 weeks ago

  ago, humor, joke, laughter, media, month, outdated, people, sharing, show, social, social media, stuff, trying, Twitter

• If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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  3 weeks ago

  advertising, behavior, consumer, consumer behavior, difference, gender, gender difference, humor, man, marketing, prove, sales, sales strategy, sell, show, something, strategy, using, want, woman, women

• I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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  3 weeks ago

  fast, humor, i, joke, just, night, observation, show, sky, stand, standing, star, stars, surprise

• Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

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  3 weeks ago

  algorithm, beauty, dear, humor, media, only, people, person, please, post, request, sense, show, smart, smart person, social, social media

• Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

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  3 weeks ago

  algorithm, alien, aliens, benevolence, benevolent, dear, extraterrestrial, humor, media, only, please, post, request, show, social, social media

• There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, exist, girl, girls, house, houses, humor, never, only, screens, show, shows, time, TV, TV Show, visit

• I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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  3 weeks ago

  appendix, attitude, body, bullshit, defiance, health, healthy, humor, i, just, medical, organ, organs, show, surgery, tolerate

• I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

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  3 weeks ago

  better, comedy, critique, entertainment, humor, porn, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, writing

• God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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  3 weeks ago

  annoyance, anything, God, humor, interaction, show, social, social interaction, someone, video, wants, worse

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  3 weeks ago

  accent, bit, British, called, comedy, humor, odd, parody, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, wordplay

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