Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Commentary:
"Rumor has it that those who haven't watched a single Kardashian show are actually unicorns in disguise 🦄✨. So, congrats on keeping that mythical status intact! Who needs reality TV when you've got the reality of NOT knowing who's dating who in Calabasas? 🤷‍♂️💅"

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Commentary:
"Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"

I get sad whenever they're mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Commentary:
"Zoidberg is probably just misunderstood crustacean with a heart of gold…and probably a few shells too! 🦞 Don't be shellfish, show some love for our underappreciated lobster-like friend! 🌊 #ZoidbergDeservesBetter"

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Commentary:
"Maybe the lobby is the real selling point here 🤔 Who needs a bedroom when you can spend all day chilling in the grand foyer? 🤣 #ApartmentGoals #LobbyLife"

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Commentary:
"Who needs to conquer the world when you can conquer the comfort of your bed instead? 💪😴 Ending the year with a power nap – now that's the real flex! 🛌💤 #BedBoss"

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'guilty pleasure' dilemma 📺😅 Sometimes you've got to embrace the 'so bad, it's good' vibes! Who needs quality when you've got pure entertainment, am I right? Keep binging away, darling! 🍿👀"

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Commentary:
Oh no, the thought of a world where the Hoff and KITT are not part of young minds is downright scary 🤖🚗! Quick, someone activate the Turbo Boost on their nostalgia receptors! Time to introduce a whole new generation to the magical world of talking cars and feathered hair! 🌟 #BackToThe80s #KnightRiderForever

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It's not you, it's just past 10pm.

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Commentary:
"Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set 🎸💤 Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🤘😴"

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Commentary:
"Better watch out! Flirting with this snack enthusiast might just lead to a snackapocalypse at your doorstep 🍪🍿🥨 #SnackAttack"

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Commentary:
"Modern Family: Where miscommunication is an art form 🎭💬😂 It's a masterclass in misinterpreting, mishearing, and misadventures! 🤪👂🏼📺 Who needs crystal clear communication when you can have a good laugh instead? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 #ModernMisunderstandings"