127 Funny show quotes

• Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

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  2 hours ago

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• Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

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  2 hours ago

  algorithm, alien, aliens, benevolence, benevolent, dear, extraterrestrial, humor, media, only, please, post, request, show, social, social media

• There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

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  5 days ago

  again, exist, girl, girls, house, houses, humor, never, only, screens, show, shows, time, TV, TV Show, visit

• I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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  1 week ago

  appendix, attitude, body, bullshit, defiance, health, healthy, humor, i, just, medical, organ, organs, show, surgery, tolerate

• I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

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  2 weeks ago

  better, comedy, critique, entertainment, humor, porn, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, writing

• God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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  4 weeks ago

  annoyance, anything, God, humor, interaction, show, social, social interaction, someone, video, wants, worse

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  1 month ago

  accent, bit, British, called, comedy, humor, odd, parody, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, wordplay

• Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

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  1 month ago

  after, artist, bartender, city, concert, flirt, humor, interaction, liked, most, show, social, social interaction, thinking

• Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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  1 month ago

  ahead, ahead of time, generation, generations, having, humor, i, less, people, person, previous, sex, show, study, time, young, young person

• There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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  1 month ago

  advice, convince, game, Game of Thrones, important, listen, persuasion, recommendation, show, someone, thrones, time, TV, TV Show, watch

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