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Watch out, mirrors, it's forehead-kissing time! 😂💋👻
136 Funny show quotes
Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.
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Can't wait to live in blissful ignorance forever! 😄🌈💕
People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.
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And here I thought I had finally achieved time travel! 🚀😂 #AheadOfTheGame
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.
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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.
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Zooming to space without a rocket! 🚀🤯✨
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.
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Guess I'll be seeing this post a lot then! 🧠🎨😅
Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
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Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
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Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜