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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
133 Funny show quotes
I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.
Commentary:
Zooming to space without a rocket! 🚀🤯✨
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.
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Guess I'll be seeing this post a lot then! 🧠🎨😅
Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.
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Sounds like those TV shows come with an exclusive membership to the 'Confusion Club'! 📺🤔🛑
I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
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Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
Commentary:
Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?
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In the age of the internet, even opening hearts has a loading time ⏳🙄🎬
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
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That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead 🍪👾🇬🇧
Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.
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So true! Just like I know my cat *only* meows at me because I'm special 😹🎤🍸