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In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.
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Paying YouTube to not pay attention to the ads they got paid to show? It's an endless loop of funding our impatience! 😂💸📺
The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.
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When your TV show is ghosting you harder than your last Tinder match 😆📺💔
There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.
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Who knew the real lyrical genius was a preschool songwriter? 🎶🚌 #OneHitWonder
Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.
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When your brain casts unexpected gymnastic talents for your dreams: "Surprise! It’s Backflip Bob!" 🤸♂️😂💫
Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.
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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking villains and real estate scams since 1969! 🐶🏠👻
Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?
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Wow, talk about puppy love! 🐶❤️ What’s next, a goldfish getting engaged? 🐠💍
My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.
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Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.
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Guess this post will probably end up in the inbox of approximately 2 telepaths, a dog with a highly unusual stare, and my Aunt Susan who thinks WiFi is magic 🐶✨👩🦳📡
Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.
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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱