Commentary:
"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"
136 Funny show quotes
If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.
Commentary:
"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.
Commentary:
"Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"
I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.
Commentary:
"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"
Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.
Commentary:
"Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"
I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.
Commentary:
"I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"
Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.
Commentary:
"Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"
Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
Commentary:
"When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟♂️📺😂"
I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.
Commentary:
"Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"
The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.
Commentary:
"Looks like the weather's auditioning for its own reality TV drama! 🌦️🤣📺"