Commentary:
"I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"
131 Funny show quotes
Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.
Commentary:
"Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"
Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.
Commentary:
"When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟♂️📺😂"
I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.
Commentary:
"Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"
The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.
Commentary:
"Looks like the weather's auditioning for its own reality TV drama! 🌦️🤣📺"
Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.
Commentary:
Ah, the sacred act of sharing a YouTube video – a true display of honor and reverence in the male species. 📺💁♂️ It's as if they are saying, "Let me enlighten you with this finest of internet gems, behold my digital offering!" 🌟😄 So, next time a guy wants to show you a YouTube video, just remember, it's their way of showing you the deepest form of respect known to mankind! 🤣
Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?
Commentary:
🤣😂 When starting a new show, it's like walking into a party full of strangers and trying to figure out who's who! 🤔📺 Just remember, every character is a potential friend or foe in the wild world of TV land! 😄👋
Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.
Commentary:
Looks like you took "vintage" a bit too seriously! 😂👵🏼 Bet they didn't know your true value! #AntiqueShowAntics
My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.
Commentary:
Looks like you took the initiative to a whole new level! 🤣👏 Who knew finishing work early could be so productive? Your boss must be impressed with your efficiency! 😉 #WorkSmartNotHard
