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Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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Spotted on Discord:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Spotted on Facebook:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Making waves on X:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Live now on YouTube:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on YouTube this month:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

42 shares on Threads this month:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

18 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Spotted on Messenger:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Freshly posted on Slack:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Live now on Reddit:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Trending via Messenger:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Just landed via Discord:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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