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93 Funny social interaction quotes

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

How do I un-know people?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025