137 Funny social interaction quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

  Commentary:
  LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷‍♂️

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  21 hours ago

  Share →: Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like their people-pleasing skills are in beta testing mode 😂🤷‍♂️

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

  Commentary:
  Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

  Commentary:
  Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

  Commentary:
  When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭

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  5 days ago

  Share →: How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

  Commentary:
  Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode

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  5 days ago

  Share →: There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

  Commentary:
  Seems like we need an "UNDO" button for compliments on these folks! 😂🔄💬

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

  Commentary:
  When the stars just can't decide if we're besties or frenemies 🌟🤔😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶‍♂️

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