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  • Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

    Commentary:
    “When a text message sounds exactly like them, I giggle as if they’re narrating their own drama! 🤣🎤 #ChuckleComms”

  • I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

    Commentary:
    😂 Looks like we’ve found the VIPs for her next ‘moron’ convention! 🏆🎉

  • Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!”

  • It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

    Commentary:
    “Let’s do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles”

  • Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I’m in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs”

  • “Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

    Commentary:
    “When the brain takes a coffee break and leaves your memory hanging ☕️😅 ‘Hey you!’ is the universal placeholder until we (hopefully) remember! 🤷‍♂️📛

  • Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

    Commentary:
    “Careful what you ask for! My life story requires a spoiler alert and legal protection! 😅🔍📝

  • Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques”

  • Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱

  • People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

    Commentary:
    “Yeah, I’m over here feeling like a rechargeable battery with a hole in it! 🔋🕳️🤣

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