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6 months ago
Share →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of a solo mobile throne cruising through the city like a lone ranger! 🚗💨 Who needs crowded buses when you can have a personal chauffeur blasting your favorite tunes? 🎶 Just make sure your imaginary driver doesn't get sassy with backseat driving! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Commentary:
"Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Commentary:
"Trying to escape reality like a boss 😎🚪🔒 Who needs freedom when you've got cozy solitude inside an escape room? 🤷‍♂️ #ProfessionalEscapist"
6 months ago
Share →: Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of finding happiness in avoiding certain individuals like the plague 🙅‍♂️ Sometimes, true joy can be found in the art of selective social distancing. Who knew peace could come with a side of avoiding awkward encounters? 😅 #EmbracingTheAntiSocialLife"
6 months ago
Share →: There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Commentary:
Living alone: where you're the undisputed ruler of your domain, with the added bonus of never losing your keys but also the frustration of finding them right where you left them 🏠🔑 #SoloLife #PerksAndPitfalls
6 months ago
Share →: The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Commentary:
"Ah, winter – the perfect season for embracing your inner hermit 🦉 Fewer daylight hours means fewer humans to dodge 😂 Embrace the solitude and cozy up with some hot cocoa! ☕️❄️ #WinterWinning"
6 months ago
Share →: Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Commentary:
"Dracula, the ultimate introvert role model! 🦇💤 Who needs small talk when you can just transform into a flock of bats and peace out? 🦇✨ Maybe we could all use a little more 'batitude' in our social lives! 🦇😂 #IntrovertGoals"