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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?
Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.
I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Commentary:
"No worries, I had time to admire the clearance tag art on your gift 🏷️🎁 Better late than never, right? 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Commentary:
"Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Commentary:
No worries, embrace the cringe! Awkwardness is just your charm trying to break free 🤪🙈🤷‍♂️ Just keep awkward-ing on, the world needs more of your uniqueness!
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Apologies for my tardiness, but when Beyoncé starts playing in the produce aisle, punctuality goes out the window! 🛒🎶 #GroceryStoreJamSession"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Commentary:
"Today's agenda: professional bed-rotter and potential squanderer. 💤🛌 Don't mind me, just reaching maximum entropy levels here. 😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Commentary:
"Looks like his fashion sense is stuck in the '90s 😎🙈 Maybe he thinks it's a 'cool' way to look out for his exes behind him 👀🕶️ #ThrowbackThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Commentary:
"Apology accepted… with a side of 'I told you so' 😉! It's ok, sometimes being right can come with a little extra sass! 🤭👏"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Commentary:
"No worries, my phone has a mind of its own! 📱😅 Next time, maybe I'll try the 'accidentally drop the phone in a pillow fort' technique for a more believable excuse. 💁‍♂️🏰"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to 'awesome' without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn't a question… 🤷‍♂️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Commentary:
"Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! 🚿🔪😂 Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! 🤣"