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I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. 🙆♂️🌀🐱
184 Funny sorry quotes
Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.
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Plot twist: I'm actually attending a virtual wedding as the official shipper 😂💑📺
Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.
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When you're doing your best owl impression to boost teacher morale 🦉📚😴
Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.
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When that "I’m sorry" hits harder than your toughest pose 😂💔 #GangsterLife ✌️
Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.
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Oops, I dropped my vocabulary under the couch—guess I’m stuck in a minor word crisis! 🤔📚😅
Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.
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Taking a casual stroll around the world for some me-time is totally relatable 🌍🚶♂️😅 Just don't forget your passport next time!
Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.
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Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony 🦗🛏️😂
Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.
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"Guess I'm just the weird echo chamber 😂🔄 #InGoodCompany"
If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.
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"Already practicing my 'Take me to your leader' speech! 🤖👽 #TeamAliens"
Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.
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"Finally embraced my inner unicorn on 'imaginary time,' but I couldn't make the meeting… or did I? 🦄⏰✨"