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Looks like I need to reschedule my appointment with Dr. Frankenstein for that soul upgrade 🤖❤️
184 Funny sorry quotes
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
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😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?
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Yippee! What can I say, I'm easily influenced by gravity! 😂👖🔥
Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.
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The phone rang, my motivation didn't. 📞🙃
I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.
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When life's giving you the short straw, guess you’re just stuck sipping on reality. 🥤🤷♂️
I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.
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When social media is your only social skill 🤷♂️😂 #KeyboardWarrior
Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.
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Looks like I'm running a "winging it" marathon and I'm winning! 😂🤷♂️🥇
Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.
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😴🛌 Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship 😆🌟
Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.
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When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡