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The phone rang, my motivation didn't. 📞🙃
180 Funny sorry quotes
I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.
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When life's giving you the short straw, guess you’re just stuck sipping on reality. 🥤🤷♂️
I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.
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When social media is your only social skill 🤷♂️😂 #KeyboardWarrior
Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.
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Looks like I'm running a "winging it" marathon and I'm winning! 😂🤷♂️🥇
Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.
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😴🛌 Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship 😆🌟
Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.
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When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡
Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.
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I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. 🙆♂️🌀🐱
Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.
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Plot twist: I'm actually attending a virtual wedding as the official shipper 😂💑📺
Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.
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When you're doing your best owl impression to boost teacher morale 🦉📚😴
Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.
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When that "I’m sorry" hits harder than your toughest pose 😂💔 #GangsterLife ✌️