126 Funny stop quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

  Commentary:
  "Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

  Commentary:
  "When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

  Commentary:
  🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙‍♂️🔮🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! 😂🙈 #BlameGameChampion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! 😂🙌🗣️"

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