29 Funny streaming quotes

• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  4 days ago

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• “I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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  6 days ago

  apple, Apple Music, called, consumerism, disgusted, ethical, ethical consumerism, fair, fair trade, humor, i, mom-and-pop, music, music platform, platform, sarcasm, service, Spotify, still, streaming, streaming service, trade

• Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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  1 week ago

  actually, artist, daily, daily habit, day, exaggeration, habit, i, listen, listening, literally, me, music, never, special, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, streaming, talent, telling, times, wrapped

• I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, anxious, description, entertainment, humor, i, just, making, me, movie, Netflix, please, read, start, streaming, technology, watching, while

• Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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  1 month ago

  closing, date, entertainment, home, house, humor, internet, movie, movie date, night, pirated, pirated site, pop-up, site, sites, spend, streaming, technology

• Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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  1 month ago

  asking, babe, being, binge-watching, every, hours, humor, loneliness, me, Netflix, only, relationship, reminder, self-care, shoutout, still, streaming, thank, watching

• Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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  1 month ago

  better, dumb, entertainment, humor, movie, movie rental store, nonsense, nostalgia, opinion, rental, store, stores, streaming, technology

• Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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  1 month ago

  choice, entertainment, frustration, humor, i, me, movie, Netflix, streaming, want, watch

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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  1 month ago

  cancel, distraction, entertainment, fight, fighting, i, keep, need, neighbor, neighbors, noise, service, services, streaming, streaming service

• Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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  1 month ago

  breaking, breakup, crazy, dating, digital, fine, humor, logging, logging out, me, Netflix, relationship, streaming, technology

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