11 Funny streaming quotes

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin' 'bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025