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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Posted onFeb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Posted onJan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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