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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Seen just now on X:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Seen just now on Threads:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Making waves on Reddit:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

Live now on LinkedIn:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Trending via WhatsApp:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Seen just now on Slack:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Trending via Discord:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Live now on Discord:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Just landed via Instagram:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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