Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Commentary:
"Women are the ultimate multitaskers – thriving in the art of watching Netflix with subtitles while secretly running the world behind the scenes 📺💁‍♀️ Who says we can't do both? 😉"

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Commentary:
Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you've grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It's like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.