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- If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.
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- Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.
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- It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?
- You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.
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