27 Funny temptation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew those sweets had such powerful eye contact game? 💸🍭 But hey, bankruptcy is just a small price to pay for a moment of sugary temptation, right? 😂 #SweetToothProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to eat healthier but those delicious donuts just keep rolling into my life 🍩🤷‍♂️ Who can resist the temptation of a sprinkled sweet treat? Not me!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you've got a snake managing the fruit supply 🍏🐍 Talk about the ultimate 'bad apple' situation! 🤣 #SneakySnakeManagement"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs good decisions when you have queso to spice things up? 🧀😂 Just remember, sometimes the cheesiest choices are the most satisfying! 😏🔥 #QuesoForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

  Commentary:
  "Kudos to the resealable chocolate bag for believing in us when we can't even trust ourselves! 🍫😂 Who knew a snack could provide so much motivation and then disappear in a moment of weakness? #ChocolateConfessions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Doughnut deprived of its bling! 🍩😱 Who knew dieting could be so cruel? Stay strong, sprinkle-less warrior! 💪 #DoughnutDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Can’t resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! 😅👙"

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