211 Funny thing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'just be yourself' advice – because apparently, being a chaotic bundle of contradictions is exactly what the world needs more of! 🙃 Embrace the quirky, slightly off-kilter charm of being YOU – it's not for everyone, but hey, who wants to be just like everyone else anyway? 😉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so apparently women are exempt from the "ugly" label? 🙅‍♀️ Must be nice living in a world where flaws magically disappear just because of your gender! 💁‍♀️ Looks like some people need a reality check to level up from their boyhood beliefs! 🤔✨ #BeautyIsSubjective

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

  Commentary:
  "Democracy: Letting everyone have a say, even those who struggle to find their own shoes 😜🗳️ #DemocracyDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

  Commentary:
  "Move over romance, because grandma's meatballs are on the menu! 🍝 Who needs love when you've got a secret family recipe that's sure to steal hearts and fill bellies? 😄 Let's just hope they're not in it just for the meatballs…or are they? 🤔 #GrandmasMeatballMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

  Commentary:
  "When you catch them red-handed and they vanish into thin air like a magician realizing their trick's up 🎩🐰 Poof! And just like that, the disappearing act of the century is complete. Adios, ghosters!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like being attractive has its downside too! 🙄 Just remember, you're not obligated to grant their wish 😉 #TrueBeautyProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the wild and wonderful world of Twitter! 🐦🌟 Where you can always count on someone out there to out-crazy you, no matter how outlandish your thoughts may seem. It's a rollercoaster of madness and memes, but hey, at least you're not alone in your craziness! 🤪🤣 #TwitterTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

  Commentary:
  "Who would have thought that introducing your kids to sushi could be the gateway drug to a life of luxury dining experiences? 🍣💸 Next thing you know, they'll be asking for caviar and truffle fries as their everyday snacks! #ParentingFail #SushiAddicts"

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