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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.
I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.
Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.
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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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5 months ago
Share →: The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Commentary:
"If life were a game, the author of this autobiography would clearly be the master of plot twists and unexpected turns! 📖🤷‍♂️ Never a dull moment in the memoirs of the perpetually surprised protagonist! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Commentary:
"Airlines be like: 'Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn't think everyone would bring a bag!' 🤷‍♂️✈️ Looks like they underestimated our packing skills again. Brace yourselves for the Tetris challenge of fitting all those bags in the overhead bins! 😂🧳 #TravelStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"
5 months ago
Share →: I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ol' 'fart your way to freedom' strategy, a true gas-powered escape plan! 🌬️💨 Just imagine the looks on your kidnappers' faces as they realize they've underestimated the power of nervous flatulence! 💨😂 Remember, when in doubt, let it out! #FlatulenceForFreedom"
5 months ago
Share →: We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Commentary:
"Running into those folks who make us question evolution like 🤔🧬 Maybe they missed the memo to keep evolving? 🙈 #EvolutionaryHiccups"
5 months ago
Share →: Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery of *fake it till you make it* in full swing! 🤷‍♂️ It's like a surprise party thrown by your own actions – let's embrace the chaos and see what unfolds! 🎉😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Commentary:
"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"
5 months ago
Share →: We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Commentary:
Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!
5 months ago
Share →: Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Commentary:
"Subject: Re: Meeting Minutes 📝
Message: Great insights, team! 🤔 Ya think? 😂💡 #EmailHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Commentary:
"Because when it comes to crisis management, women and children are the pros at getting out of dodge while the men finally have some peace and quiet to brainstorm… or so they think! 🚺🧒🧑🏻‍🦰🧔🏻💭💡"