184 Funny too quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

  Commentary:
  "Let me reiterate: If you start a sentence with 'Let me reiterate…', we're already in a cycle of repetition as endless as a broken record 🔄🙉 #IgnoredAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, money can't buy happiness…unless it's actually in your bank account! 💸😄 #MoneyTalks #HappyAndRich"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of the genius mind – burdened by brilliance and plagued by existential angst. 🧠💡 Who knew that being too smart could be such a buzzkill? Maybe a little sprinkle of foolishness can bring the joy you seek! 🤪😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I'm on a strict 'No Thanks, I'm Full' diet 🍔😂 Who knew being irresistibly attractive could be such a hassle? #ThickThighsSaveLives"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mysterious Schrodinger's Immigrant – mastering the art of being both industrious and idle all at once! 🤔💼🕰️ Should we applaud their multitasking skills or simply marvel at the quantum leaps in job security dynamics? 🤣👷‍♂️💼 #SchrodingersImmigrant #JobMarketJokes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical season of summer, where suddenly doing chores feels like a form of extreme sports! 😅☀️ Who knew that the same task that felt like a freezer challenge in winter would turn into a sauna adventure in summer?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the coffee has had enough of all the chatter and is ready to spill the beans ☕🤫 Maybe it's time to espresso some quiet time for a latte while! #CoffeeWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

  Commentary:
  "Don't procrastinate expressing yourself! 🕰️ Let your loved ones know how you feel before it's too late, or your final gesture might lack the impact you were going for! 🖕😂 #CommunicateNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the fine art of pretending to be calm and collected in front of an audience 🙄 Patience and forbearance become your new best friends when the spectators are watching your every move! 😂 #PerformanceModeActivated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the endless world of pasta… Fliccaroni is clearly the rare gem of the pasta kingdom, only known to the pasta connoisseurs 😏🍝 Watch out, Google, you're in for a wild ride trying to decipher this culinary mystery! #PastaParadox"

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