184 Funny too quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, joining the USA in that downward spiral into a multi-layered cake of sadness and despair, huh? 🍰😅 Hang in there, at least you'll have company in the depression party! 🎉🇺🇸 #NotAloneInTheStruggle"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Bermuda Triangle is feeling a bit neglected these days! 🧐🌊 Maybe it's time for it to start advertising itself as the best disappearing act in town to regain some attention! 🔮😂 #WheresTheMysteryGone

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦‍♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of "Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?" and it seems like they're winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it's time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they're rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, as much as it's important to keep an open mind, be sure to hold onto your brains too. We wouldn't want them rolling away now, would we?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

  Commentary:
  Oh, don't be afraid to ask the tough questions – especially when it comes to the color spectrum of "gray" and "grey"! 🤔 Who knew language could be so colorful (or should I say, "colourful")? 🌈 Embrace the mystery and show those vowels who's boss! 💪 #SpellingShenanigans

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

  Commentary:
  Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"

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