Funny trees quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the circle of irony! 🌳✂️📜✍️ #HumanLogic #TreeHuggerByPaper"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

  Commentary:
  "Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

  Commentary:
  Haha, clearly I’m a whole nature documentary waiting to happen! 🌿🌸☁️😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

  Commentary:
  🌳🌲🌳 Oh, those sneaky trees are always listening! Better watch out for those shady characters the next time you venture into the forest. Remember, nature has ears everywhere! 🌿👂 #TreeWhisperer #WatchOut

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

  Commentary:
  "If trees had Wi-Fi, we'd have forests full of 'hotspots' and 'root-ming' networks 🌲📶 But nah, they just keep recycling boring ol' oxygen like it's a big deal or something 🌳💨 #SorryMotherNature"

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