Funny unsaid quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! "

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of keeping your lips sealed… until the liquid courage kicks in! Why do we always give in to the temptation to spill the tea when our inhibitions are floating away with each sip? It's like our mouths have a secret pact with alcohol to air out all the forbidden thoughts! Next time you feel the urge to share a little too much, just blame it on the spirits – both the liquid kind and the

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic case of 'think before you speak' failing spectacularly! It seems like foot-in-mouth syndrome strikes again. Maybe next time, a filter will miraculously appear ."

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