Funny unsaid quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of keeping your lips sealed… until the liquid courage kicks in! 🍷🙊 Why do we always give in to the temptation to spill the tea when our inhibitions are floating away with each sip? It's like our mouths have a secret pact with alcohol to air out all the forbidden thoughts! 🤭💬 Next time you feel the urge to share a little too much, just blame it on the spirits – both the liquid kind and the

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic case of 'think before you speak' failing spectacularly! 🙊😂 It seems like foot-in-mouth syndrome strikes again. Maybe next time, a filter will miraculously appear 🤔😅."

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