22 Funny vegetable quotes

• Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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  2 months ago

  chocolate, dark, dark chocolate, diet, diet joke, eating, food, food humor, healthy, healthy eating, humor, joke, vegetable, vegetables

• Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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  after, challenge, child, fruit, fruits, great, humor, name, names, naming, real, vegetable

• Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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  2 months ago

  bag, bag of salad, boxed, boxed wine, comparison, food, food comparison, humor, salad, vegetable, vegetables, wine

• I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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  2 months ago

  believe, cauliflower, food, i, love, people, realization, say, surprise, taste, vegetable, why

• Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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  2 months ago

  diet, dinner, eating, food, food humor, humor, i, joke, lasagna, sarcasm, talk, today, vegetable, vegetable lasagna, want

• Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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  alcohol, chips, french fries, vegetable, vodka

• Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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  diet, eating, food, healthy, healthy eating, humor, joke, right, salsa, serving, vegetable

• I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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  2 months ago

  body, frustration, hate, health, humor, i, illness, last, sick, vegetable, week

• My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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  bag, cooking, cooking fail, cutting, fail, food, food struggle, frozen, frozen vegetable, humor, kitchen, kitchen humor, relatable, relatable humor, resealable, resealable bag, struggle, toxic, toxic trait, trait, vegetable, vegetables

• The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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  2 months ago

  food, humor, kindest, kindest vegetable, kindness, potato, sweet, sweet potato, vegetable

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