16 Funny vegetable quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

  Commentary:
  "Veggie lasagna: the dish that made me appreciate dessert more than ever! 🍝🤐😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

  Commentary:
  "Potatoes really know how to show off their versatility, don't they? 🥔 From crispy fries to crunchy chips to smooth vodka, they're like the overachievers of the vegetable world! 😄 Perhaps other veggies should take notes and step up their game if they want to compete with the beloved potato! 🥦🌽 #PotatoPower"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the betrayal! 🤧🥦 It seems your body has a mind of its own and isn't too appreciative of your healthy choices. Maybe it's time for a stern talking to with your immune system. Remember, veggies are supposed to boost you, not betray you! 😉🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sweet potato, always lending a helping hand (or should we say tuber? 🍠) in the vegetable kingdom. It truly is the Mother Teresa of vegetables, spreading warmth and sweetness wherever it grows! So go ahead, embrace the kindness of the sweet potato and sprinkle some cinnamon on top for good measure 😉.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glorious 40s, where discussing the efficiency of a vegetable peeler suddenly becomes an important decision-making factor 🥕🔪 Here's to embracing the quirks and joys of adulthood, one kitchen gadget at a time! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to turn their s'mores into a balanced meal! 🍢🥦 Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! 🔥😂 #MarshmallowMathematics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

  Commentary:
  "Saving the world, one expired pepper at a time! 🌶️🥦 Maybe we should form a UN (United Nibblers) to prevent future veggie uprisings! 🥒🥕 #FridgeWars"

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