15 Funny vegetables quotes

• Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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• Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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• I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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• Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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• Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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• Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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• My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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• Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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  absurdity, celery, diet, food, humor, joke, pizza, vegetables, water

• The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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  anger, diet, doctor, food, humor, i, insist, marshmallow, vegetable, vegetables

• I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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