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  • Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

    Commentary:
    “Please, I’m just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of ‘artisanal’ macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨”

  • My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it’s not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution”

  • Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs pizza when you’ve got celery, the ultimate hydration hero 🌱💦 But let’s be real, it’s no competition when it comes to cheat day cravings! 🍕🤤 #PizzaForLife”

  • The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s trying to turn their s’mores into a balanced meal! 🍢🥦 Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! 🔥😂 #MarshmallowMathematics”

  • I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic ‘healthy eating’ logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!”

  • Celery is depressing green water wafers.

    Commentary:
    Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist’s glass-half-empty snack! 💧🌿 These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature’s way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. 🥗 But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! 😄 #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles

  • I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they’ll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌”

  • Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the joys of cohabitation! 🏠👫 Sounds like she’s really taking the concept of a “veggie ale” to a whole new level! 🍺🥦 Who knew the beer compartment could have such a versatile use? 😄 #RelationshipQuirks

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