11 Funny vegetables quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

  Commentary:
  When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand!

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

  Commentary:
  "Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! #AntiResealableRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs pizza when you've got celery, the ultimate hydration hero But let's be real, it's no competition when it comes to cheat day cravings! #PizzaForLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to turn their s'mores into a balanced meal! Dr. Veggie must be steaming like a pot of boiling water right now! #MarshmallowMathematics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Celery is depressing green water wafers.

  Commentary:
  Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist's glass-half-empty snack! These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature's way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! "

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