16 Funny vehicle quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of a solo mobile throne cruising through the city like a lone ranger! 🚗💨 Who needs crowded buses when you can have a personal chauffeur blasting your favorite tunes? 🎶 Just make sure your imaginary driver doesn't get sassy with backseat driving! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of reading minds while driving 🚗💭 If only cars came with a built-in telepathy feature, the roads would be a much safer and more comical place! Can you imagine the chaos if our vehicles started translating our inner thoughts into blinky lights? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

  Commentary:
  Yamaha: *casually drops a motorcycle and a piano* 🏍️🎹 Who knew two things so different could come from the same place? Talk about versatility! Yamaha is out here living that double life, keeping us on our toes in the best possible way. Ride, play, repeat! 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

  Commentary:
  "I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁‍♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"

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