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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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"🗳️ If you think voting is pointless, wait until you hear about writing posts here… where your opinions are like a drop in the ocean, and your witty comebacks have a shelf life shorter than a mayfly's morning coffee ☕️💬 Keep on typing, digital warriors, someday the memes shall inherit the Earth! 💻🌍"
6 months ago
Share →: My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Just landed via Slack:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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