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Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Spotted on Slack:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Just shared via Slack:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Going viral on Telegram:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Just shared via YouTube:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Just landed via Telegram:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

44 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

24 shares on Slack this month:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

29 shares on WeChat this month:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,335

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Just shared via X:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Just landed via Messenger:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Shared recently on Facebook:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Just landed via Instagram:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Going viral on YouTube:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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