72 Funny wake quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

  Commentary:
  "Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"

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  7 days ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

  Commentary:
  "Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

  Commentary:
  "When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to all the yawning champions out there! 😴☕️ Let's hope coffee can fix what sleep didn't! 😂💤"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'Mother’s Day breakfast surprise'—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'Hey!' but really mean 'Zzz…'" 😴😂👍

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