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- Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
- Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.
- I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
- “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.
- Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.
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- I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
- Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.
- I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.
- It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?
- I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.
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