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- King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.
- I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.
- Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?
- I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
- AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.
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