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52 Funny weather quotes

Funny weather quotes bring a refreshing twist to our daily weather updates! 🌦️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at unpredictable forecasts, playful comments on the seasons, or humorous observations about the weather’s quirks, these quotes add a lighthearted touch to our meteorological moments. Embrace the sunshine or storm with a smile and a laugh, as these funny weather quotes remind us not to take the weather too seriously! 😄🌈

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

2 weeks ago

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

3 weeks ago

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

1 month ago

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

1 month ago

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

2 months ago

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

2 months ago

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

3 months ago

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

3 months ago

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

3 months ago

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

3 months ago

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

3 months ago

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

3 months ago

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

3 months ago

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

3 months ago

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

3 months ago

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

3 months ago

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

3 months ago

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

3 months ago

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

3 months ago

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

3 months ago