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Feels like my wallet and the weather are having a heated argument! 💸🔥
102 Funny weather quotes
It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.
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I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️
Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.
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Oh great Cosmic Chef, dial down the sizzle! 🌍🔥😅
The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.
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He’s off to a warmer place, where the only chill comes from the ice in his tropical drink! 🌴🍹❄️
This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.
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Guess I better start my good deed training program ASAP, because my air conditioner just surrendered 🥵😇
It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.
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Sounds like you need an inflatable pool float for the bathroom! 😂🚽💦
It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.
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Looks like the sun's trying to start its own blues band! 🎸🪗🔥
As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.
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When the sun clocks in, my beer clock starts ticking—I'm just following the laws of fizz-ics! ☀️🍺😄
I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.
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Looks like you've got all weather conditions covered! 🌞☔️😂 Cheers to year-round hydration! 🍻
My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.
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Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆