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5 months ago
Share →: I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Commentary:
"Who needs the weather as an excuse when the mere thought of running is enough to make you hit the snooze button? 🏃‍♂️🌧️ #RunningAwayFromRunning"
5 months ago
Share →: There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous Canadian weather report: 'It's a bit nippy, eh?' ❄️🍁 While most certainties may be grim, at least Canada keeps us on our toes by reminding us that cold is relative! 🥶 #CanadaEh"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that Canada has its own temperature scale called the "Windchill Index"? It measures how cold the wind makes it feel, taking into account factors like wind speed and air temperature! 🇨🇦❄️
5 months ago
Share →: Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic family trip experience: where the kids are united in their love for complaining! 🌞🚗👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Who needs wifi when you have the ultimate entertainment of sibling squabbles and parental eye-rolls? 😂 #FamilyBonding"
5 months ago
Share →: After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Commentary:
"Dear Winter, your free trial has ended and I am not interested in signing up for a full season subscription. Thank you, next! ❄️🚫 #WinterCancellation"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Commentary:
"From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That's a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger's cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Commentary:
🤔 Well, isn't it ironic how we fuss over the electoral college but end up putting all our trust in a furry meteorologist each year? 🦔🌧️ Let's hope Punxsutawney Phil doesn't start his own campaign trail anytime soon! #GroundhogForPresident 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic winter dilemma – the evolution of enthusiasm to apathy towards shoveling snow ❄️. It's like a snowman of motivation slowly melting into a puddle of procrastination ⏳. Who needs a gym membership when you can just wait for nature's snowblower, right? 😅 #WinterBlues #ProcrastinationNation
5 months ago
Share →: Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical season of summer, where suddenly doing chores feels like a form of extreme sports! 😅☀️ Who knew that the same task that felt like a freezer challenge in winter would turn into a sauna adventure in summer?"
5 months ago
Share →: If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Commentary:
"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎"
5 months ago
Share →: The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist finding the silver lining in shorter days! 🌧️ Let's hope for brighter skies and shorter rainy spells ahead! ☀️☔️"