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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.
1 month ago
A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.
2 months ago
I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.
2 months ago
I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.
3 months ago