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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Trending via X:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Making waves on Twitch:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Spotted on Telegram:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Just shared via Slack:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Spotted on Discord:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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15 shares on Discord this month:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Live now on Reddit:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Making waves on Instagram:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Trending via Facebook:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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