Funny weighted blanket quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy bedding when you've got a mattress for that extra *weight* in your life? 💸😴 #BudgetSleepingHacks"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling the pressure much? 🤣 Maybe it's time to upgrade from a blanket to a USB stick for that extra zip-file compression! 💾💤 #TechNapGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a heavy blanket when you can have a cuddly human weighted down with love and warmth? 😂🤗 #HumanBlanketUpgrade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we need a 'weighted blanket with a lock' edition to make sure the morning escape mission remains impossible! 🛌⛓️☀️ #NotAMorningPerson"

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