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weighted blanket
Funny weighted blanket quotes
Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.
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Mar 18, 2025
A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.
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Feb 24, 2025
I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.
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Feb 14, 2025
I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.
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Jan 28, 2025