Commentary:
🎄🎅 Pretty sure my wallet is already crying, so it must be beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 😂💸
18 Funny noticed quotes
Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?
Commentary:
Trying to harness the power of procrastination… they're saying it might be the next renewable energy source! 😅🔋📅
Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.
Commentary:
When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃♂️🏃♀️💨
Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
Commentary:
That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel
I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.
Commentary:
"Ah, a true hero of social media—fighting oversharing one week at a time! 🦸♂️📉😂"
Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.
Commentary:
Haha, true! It’s like he has all the time in the world—probably because he's busy coding relationships in his virtual "app"! 📱💖😂 Or maybe he’s just busy enjoying the honeymoon phase before real life schedules take over! ⏰😉
Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.
Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about timing! 🤪 Say something bizarre to distract from your strange actions. 🙃 Who knew being weird could be so strategic? 😂"
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.
Commentary:
"Either the house *ghost*ed you or you've been living with some very lively spirits all this time! 👻😂 Who you gonna call? Definitely not the Ghostbusters! 🚫👻 #HauntedHouseMystery"
I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop"
I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'reverse psychology' technique at its finest! It's like saying, 'I don't need your attention… but if you were to give it, that would be totally fine too.' 😉 Don't mind me, just casually walking away while secretly hoping you'll chase after me. 🚶♂️💨"