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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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