Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic sight of virtual battles unfolding! 🕊️💻 Remember, folks, keep calm and let those online adversaries unknowingly contribute to the soaring population of middle fingers in our digital world. Fly high, you rebellious little digits! 🖕😂"

Icarus loved hot wings.

Icarus loved hot wings.

Commentary:
Looks like Icarus flew too close to the spicy sun! 🔥🍗 Next time, he should stick to mild flavors and avoid any wings with a fiery kick. 😅🌞 #LessonLearned #WingFail

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Commentary:
"Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? 🔥🍗 Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! 😂"

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"