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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

In banana years, I am bread.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Shared recently on YouTube:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Live now on Discord:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Just shared via X:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Spotted on Threads:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Just shared via Threads:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Funny wings quotes 🍗😄 bring a deliciously witty twist to everyone’s favorite crispy treat! Whether you’re a BBQ lover or a spicy fan, these zesty one-liners will make your taste buds—and your funny bone—dance. Ready to add some humor to your next wing night? Grab your napkins and get ready to laugh out loud with these mouthwatering, wing-inspired gems! 🔥🍴🤣

New funny wings quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Commentary:
Wings won't help me fly, but they certainly lift my mood! 🍗😆
1 week ago
Share →: I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Commentary:
Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅
2 weeks ago
Share →: No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Commentary:
"When a waitress believes in you so much, she gives you wings and a wet nap backup plan! 🙌🍗🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Commentary:
"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Commentary:
"Good morning to the wind beneath my wings! Everyone else—you're the turbulence in my coffee. ☕️✈️😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Commentary:
"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"
6 months ago
Share →: Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic sight of virtual battles unfolding! 🕊️💻 Remember, folks, keep calm and let those online adversaries unknowingly contribute to the soaring population of middle fingers in our digital world. Fly high, you rebellious little digits! 🖕😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Icarus loved hot wings.

Commentary:
Looks like Icarus flew too close to the spicy sun! 🔥🍗 Next time, he should stick to mild flavors and avoid any wings with a fiery kick. 😅🌞 #LessonLearned #WingFail
6 months ago
Share →: Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Commentary:
"Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? 🔥🍗 Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Going viral on Messenger:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Seen just now on Slack:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Making waves on TikTok:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Spotted on Discord:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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