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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.