62 Funny woman quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old battle of the closet space! 🧥👗 Sounds like marriage is all about compromise…and finding creative storage solutions in cargo pockets! 🤣🙈 #MarriageStruggles"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that in Ancient Rome, men used to carry their personal belongings in a small pouch called a 'loculus', which was usually worn on the left side? 🕰️👛

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

  Commentary:
  "Behind every hilarious man, there's a woman perfecting her eye-roll game like a champ. 🙄😂 #EyeRollQueen #ComedyCoupleGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of silence! 🤔 If a man stays quiet, he's seen as thoughtful and reflective. But if a woman stays quiet, well, brace yourself, because the storm is brewing! ⚡️💁‍♀️ Watch out for that silent thunder, folks! ⛈️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like she's got the ultimate power move under her dusting gloves! 💸💃 Bet those before and after pics could start a bidding war among the cleanliness-challenged. Who knew tidying up could double as a side hustle? 😉🧹 #CleaningQueen #SecretWeapon"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone hit a double whammy of lack of car knowledge and social skills! 🤣 Remember, folks, when offering help, it's best to be prepared in all aspects of life! 🚗💁‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

  Commentary:
  "Being a woman: Mastering the delicate art of toning down your excitement in emails! 😅🚫💁‍♀️ #PunctuationStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous "Do what you want!" trap – a classic test of a person's intuition and survival instincts in a relationship 🤣🤷‍♂️ Remember, folks, sometimes silence speaks louder than words! #HappyWifeHappyLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 Oh, what a plot twist! Turns out her knight wasn't shining but was just a dull 'tin' man in disguise! 🤪 That's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a fast-food flop instead! 🍔 Lesson learned: always check under the armor for any hidden tinfoil! 🔍😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a hoodie when you can upgrade to a whole new ride? 🚗💨 Ladies, level up! #RealWomanGoals"

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