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3 months ago
Share →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine line between love and stalking – it's all about perspective, really! 🕵️‍♀️🤷‍♂️ Who knew gathering intel on your future spouse could be frowned upon? 😂#RelationshipGoals #StalkerInLove"
3 months ago
Share →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Commentary:
Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance
3 months ago
Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"
3 months ago
Share →: The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have it all? She's a tightrope walker juggling madness and brilliance like a boss! 🤹‍♀️🤪🧠 #BalanceGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Commentary:
"Who knew that annoyance could be so alluring? 🙄💁‍♀️ Watch out, world, here comes the most enchanting annoyance you've ever seen! 💃😜"
4 months ago
Share →: Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Commentary:
Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟
4 months ago
Share →: If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Commentary:
Well, clearly the TV show is a mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Looks like the ultimate detective work falls on the remote control – the unsung hero of solo viewing sessions! 📺🦸‍♂️😆
4 months ago
Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"
4 months ago
Share →: I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Commentary:
🦁🐱 "I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive." 🐾🤣 Oh, the complexities of being a fierce and delicate powerhouse all rolled into one fabulous package! Embrace your inner lioness with a touch of purr-sonality! 🌟 #RoarAndMeow #SassyAndSensitive
4 months ago
Share →: A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Commentary:
"Who needs a megaphone when you've got a woman's sigh? 🗣️💨 It's the universal language of 'I have so many opinions but I'm just gonna sigh instead.' 😂 #SpeakVolumesWithoutWords"