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When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂
146 Funny woman quotes
Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.
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When she's sure she knows your feelings better than you do, it's like she's got a PhD in Mind Reading-ology 😂🧠📚
Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.
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That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.
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Being a pretty woman is like having a golden ticket to the cringe Olympics! 😂🎟️💃
Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?
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Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?
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When you hit the base where she checks if you're lost or just brave enough to try flirting 😂🚩
Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.
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Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶
Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”
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"Just so I understand… is she secretly the CEO meeting translator? 😂🤔💼 #SuperpowerActivated #MeetingMagic"
Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.
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"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"
True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.
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"When you answer just one question, you're not dodging bullets—you're running a marathon in a minefield! 🏃♂️💥😅"