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When your special spot turns out to be a survival mission 🔥😅🚀
146 Funny woman quotes
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!
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Sounds like it's payday for freedom and romance! 💸💃😂
As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.
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Ah, the classic "girlfriend magnet" effect in action! Who knew romance came with its own gravitational pull? 😂🧲❤️
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.
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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.
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Just trying to save everyone some creative writing time 😂📝💔
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍
A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.
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Telepathic flirting level: Jedi Master 😂💫📞
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.
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Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time 💸😂✨