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Proof that even strong women can't shake their loyal bathroom buddies 🐾🚪🤣
146 Funny woman quotes
Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.
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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.
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Sleep tight, gentlemen! For the rest, may your sleep be as complicated as your love life! 😴🤦♂️💤
I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.
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Searching for the elusive Jolene like she’s a mythical creature. 🕵️♀️✨ Anyone seen her? She’s welcome to my non-existent man too! 🤷♀️👀
The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”
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When it comes to superheroes, our generation's got more plot twists than a comic book! 😂🦸♀️🔍
“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.
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When being a sleepyhead becomes a talent competition, and I'm going for gold! 💤😴🥇
Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.
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When she finally says she's ready and you get called out for needing 30 seconds to find your shoes: "Blink twice and I'm already behind schedule! 👠⏰😅"
God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.
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Guess I'm the final boss in the game of Annoyance Level: Max 😂👾
Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.
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I knew the weather app got too advanced when it started setting me up for dates! ☔️📱😂
My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.
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Just need a cauldron and a cat, and you'll be casting curses in no time! 🧙♀️😼🍵