Funny womb quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a dramatic entrance into the world! From nature's 'loading screen' to swiping and tapping your way through Candy Crush levels in no time 🤯🍬📱 Must be quite the upgrade for those tech-savvy little ones! #BornToSwipe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this one came out of the womb swiping left! 💔🤰 Forever solo in the solo cup of life! 🥂 #SingleLife"

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