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Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

17,624

Funny Quotes Images

15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,317

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Making waves on YouTube:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

Trending via Instagram:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Breaking via Discord:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Live now on Messenger:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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12 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

18 shares on Discord this month:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

65 shares on Slack this month:

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

17,624

Funny Quotes Images

15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,590

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Breaking via TikTok:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Shared recently on Telegram:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Breaking via Reddit:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Making waves on WeChat:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Freshly posted on X:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Going viral on WeChat:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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