77 Funny women quotes

5 months ago
View →: Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.
5 months ago
View →: Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.
5 months ago
View →: Do we barbecue with women or without salad?
5 months ago
View →: Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.
5 months ago
View →: 11 out of 10 women are always right.
5 months ago
View →: In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
5 months ago
View →: Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.
5 months ago
View →: When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.
5 months ago
View →: I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.
5 months ago
View →: The season is back when women are 80% scarf.
5 months ago
View →: Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
5 months ago
View →: Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
5 months ago
View →: Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.
5 months ago
View →: I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.
5 months ago
View →: I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”
5 months ago
View →: If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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