Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of the chicken or the egg, but for love! 🐔💕👩❤️👩
132 Funny women quotes
Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.
Commentary:
Investing in a jacket like it's the stock market of love! 💸🧥😂
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
Commentary:
Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
Commentary:
Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.
Commentary:
Well, sometimes intuition just wants to hit the dance floor and spin some records! 🎧💃😂
Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.
Commentary:
Well, that's one way to make sure they run faster than your WiFi connection during a Zoom call! 📡🏃♀️💨
Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.
Commentary:
When your special spot turns out to be a survival mission 🔥😅🚀
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
Commentary:
"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!
Commentary:
Sounds like it's payday for freedom and romance! 💸💃😂
Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.
Commentary:
When you drop a "bro" bomb to confirm the relationship status: friend mode activated 🚀👬😂