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Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
129 Funny women quotes
Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.
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Well, sometimes intuition just wants to hit the dance floor and spin some records! 🎧💃😂
Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.
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Well, that's one way to make sure they run faster than your WiFi connection during a Zoom call! 📡🏃♀️💨
Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.
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When your special spot turns out to be a survival mission 🔥😅🚀
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!
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Sounds like it's payday for freedom and romance! 💸💃😂
Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.
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When you drop a "bro" bomb to confirm the relationship status: friend mode activated 🚀👬😂
As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.
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Ah, the classic "girlfriend magnet" effect in action! Who knew romance came with its own gravitational pull? 😂🧲❤️
Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.
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Just trying to save everyone some creative writing time 😂📝💔
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍