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Watch out, fellas! If women had venom glands, some of us might not survive a girl's night out! 🐍💄
129 Funny women quotes
Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.
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Looks like manga body proportions are the real spoiler alerts! 📖🔍😄
This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.
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Why go fishing when the fish are jumping into the boats face-first? 🎣🚤🤣
Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.
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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.
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Guess I'm the final boss in the game of Annoyance Level: Max 😂👾
Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.
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I knew the weather app got too advanced when it started setting me up for dates! ☔️📱😂
Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.
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When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂
Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.
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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁♀️
It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.
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😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄♂️
I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.
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Being a pretty woman is like having a golden ticket to the cringe Olympics! 😂🎟️💃