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🍕📸 "Who needs unsolicited selfies when you can woo someone with unsolicited pizza pics instead? Talk about a slice of romance! 🍕😉"
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- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
- He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
- Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.
- Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?
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Looks like it's that time of year again when women transform into stylish scarves with just a hint of human underneath. 🧣💁♀️ Who needs clothes when you can just wrap yourself up in scarves for all occasions, right? Stay toasty and fabulous, ladies! 💃 #ScarfSeasonFashionistas -
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Looks like some women have a talent for consistency! 😂💸 Double whammy for the poor guy! Looks like he's in a lose-lose situation, no matter what 💔 #GoldDiggerAlert -
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"Anyone who thinks they can see through women probably needs to get their glasses checked 👓🚫🔍. Because let's face it, ladies are like a fabulous mystery wrapped in enigma with a sprinkle of 'try me' attitude 💁♀️🔮. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded – good luck with that 😂🧩!" -
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"Plot twist: Women created the beard trend so they wouldn't have to deal with beard trimmings in the washbasin anymore! 🧔🚫💦 #GeniusPlan #NoMoreCleanup" -
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"Who says only women can rock hair extensions? 🤷♂️ Why stop at looking like a centaur when you can aim for full-on mythical creature status? 🦄💇♂️💫 #HairGoals" -
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"Who needs love when you've got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌" -
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Well, if they are indeed all named "Sassy," that would make for quite the sassy group! 💁♀️ Maybe they have a secret club where they all flaunt their sassy attitudes and sassier-than-thou one-liners. 🕶️ But hey, who knows, maybe "Sassy" is just the new "Emily" of the millennial generation! 🤷♂️ #SassySquadGoals -
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"Like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! 🙅♀️ If she's loyal, she's not gonna entertain your advances. You might as well try to teach a fish to ride a bicycle! 🐟🚲"
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- Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.
- Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
- I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.
- Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.
- Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.
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