Commentary:
"Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"
129 Funny women quotes
Women are like apples; I like biting them.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"
He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
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Commentary:
"When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"
Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
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Commentary:
"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅"
Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.
Commentary:
"True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"
Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
Commentary:
"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼♀️🏆😂"
Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.
Commentary:
"Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don't stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩🎨💸"
I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
Commentary:
"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩🦰"
Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.
Commentary:
"Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️♂️📱😂"