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This is me earning a PhD in Imaginary Scenarios! π€ππ
79 Funny word quotes
That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.
We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.
I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.
When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.
Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.
Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.
If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when youβre alive.
We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.
