55 Funny word quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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  1 month ago

  View →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.
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  3 months ago

  View →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
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  3 months ago

  View →: User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’
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  3 months ago

  View →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.
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  4 months ago

  View →: We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The word Ohio looks like a tractor.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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