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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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