60 Funny word quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

  Commentary:
  I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

  Commentary:
  That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

  Commentary:
  Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

  Commentary:
  "Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! 📚🤓😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

  Commentary:
  "Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑‍⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

  Commentary:
  "How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

  Commentary:
  "Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic that 'abbreviation' is such a long word to describe something shorter? 🤔 Maybe in the world of words, irony just enjoys playing dress-up! 🤓🔡"

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