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3 weeks ago
Share →: When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Commentary:
"Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑‍⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Commentary:
"How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Commentary:
"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
1 month ago
Share →: Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

Commentary:
"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Commentary:
"Next stop: Ancient Greece, where Jason was the chillest guy at the toga party. 🎉🤔🌴 #AncientFloridianVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that 'abbreviation' is such a long word to describe something shorter? 🤔 Maybe in the world of words, irony just enjoys playing dress-up! 🤓🔡"
2 months ago
Share →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Commentary:
Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
2 months ago
Share →: Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Commentary:
"Gay? Oh no, that's so last season! It's all about being a fabulous person of rainbow now! 🏳️‍🌈✨ Who needs just one color when you can have a whole rainbow, right? 🌈😂 #TasteTheRainbow"
3 months ago
Share →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Commentary:
"Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! 💀🇩🇪 Who says death can't be dramatic and bizarre? 🎭 #LifeGoals #GermanVocab"
3 months ago
Share →: My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible superpower of selective hearing! 🙉💥 Who needs invisibility when you can tune out like a pro? 😄 Next stop, the superhero Hall of 'Conversations I Pretended to Follow'! 💬🚶‍♂️"